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Teddy Demotivational Poster

TEDDY ROOSEVELT - Riding a swimming moose Any question on who the greatest US President in history is?

TAGS: teddy roosevelt
Rating: 3.86/5

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Shyanne - December 11, 2009, 1:32 pm
Teddy F*in Roosevelt if only a man half as great would come along and fix this fucked up mess we're in.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2009, 2:39 am
I don't see the big deal....It's a Manitoban water taxi, So what?
Derek - November 23, 2009, 4:18 pm
Creator of the World's first national park. Perhaps this is part of the reason why.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 23, 2009, 3:31 pm
Awesome, and argument settled. 5 lions for you and like 50 for TR. BULLY!
CANADA - November 23, 2009, 2:47 pm
he would get my vote
Airman - November 23, 2009, 2:43 pm
LogicDude - November 23, 2009, 2:41 pm
Is this some sort of metaphor for US-Canada relations?
KDP3 - November 23, 2009, 1:11 pm

TEDDY BEARS - Protecting innocent children from monsters-under-the-bed since 1902

TAGS: teddy bear annie tibbers
Rating: 4.69/5

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lgvernon - March 19, 2012, 12:28 pm

Jack Daniels, up.
maoworks2 - March 19, 2012, 8:02 am
I Have Captain Morgan To Keep The Monsters Away !

A HAPPY CHILDHOOD - ... The Worst Possible Preparation For Life ...

TAGS: happy childhood worst preparation teddy
Rating: 4.76/5

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suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:44 pm
good work. a nice childhood isn't a good preparation for life either. in fact, no kind of childhood is a good preparation for life.
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:40 pm
allow me to reword... from my experience and from what I see around me, it seem to be true ;)
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 5:25 pm
Not quite sure of context (the poster or me or even the word "you") but thanks any way :)
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:05 pm
5L from me... because you seem to be right.
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 2:58 pm
I guess I can make this a bit more awkward if I said he can never return no matter how much I want him to... BUT it's all cool; he'd probably pissed if he could ... :)
Verdeckt - January 23, 2012, 2:45 pm
5 wait til your father gets homes



TAGS: yosemite sam bugs bunny teddy
Rating: 4.44/5

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mariand - May 30, 2012, 12:17 am
CloudchaserS - May 29, 2012, 11:50 pm
Haha! Good one!


TAGS: poetry day teddy was a peddy
Rating: 3.65/5

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GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 11:41 am
Good Catch Raudbjorn!, and yes I did. Shel Silverstein is a comic genius. His Childrens book ABZ is a must read.
Raudbjorn - February 9, 2010, 11:46 pm
You realize the poem quoted here is by Shel Silversteen, not Dr. Seuss, right?

MAFIOSA TEDDY - Bring me the head of Goldilocks!


ENGLAND EXPECTS - every bear to do his duty

TAGS: england teddy bear duty
Rating: 3.67/5

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Sho - September 17, 2012, 9:20 am
Looks like a L86

SCOTS TEDDY BEAR - Wants to noo if ye passing a hospital on tha' way home? Aye?? Well have this seen to, yer fooker!!

TAGS: scots teddy bear
Rating: 2.67/5

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culos - May 20, 2010, 2:56 pm
I just ran your comment past the Rab C. Nesbitt spell checker and I can tell you that your spelling failed four times. Does that make sense to you?
Robert the Bruce - May 20, 2010, 1:43 pm
I'll do it right. Wahnts tae know if yer passin' a hoaspital oan the wie hame ? Aye ?? Well, huv ye seen this tae, ya fucker !!. Does it make sense now ?
Robert the Bruce - May 20, 2010, 1:41 pm
You're obviously not Scottish or your caption would make sense to a Scotsman. You can't do Scots slang or spell it if you're not Scottish.


TAGS: cubby is a harmless teddybear
Rating: 4.85/5

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Cubbybear - August 5, 2010, 11:23 pm
My ass is numb from 47 years of bites my friend...5 grumpy poodles


TAGS: teddy rap interesting
Rating: 4.63/5

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Greeny - November 22, 2012, 1:09 pm



TAGS: teddy girl invisible wishing unnoticed
Rating: 4.69/5

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spacedog - June 2, 2011, 9:00 pm
LOL! I thought Mods automatically purged all emotion except loathing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 2, 2011, 7:45 pm
Dammit Space.......now I'm feeling things!
EpicScribbles - June 1, 2011, 9:13 pm
Stacy? Damn Im sorry about the breakup but give it a break, its been 3 years.

YOU'RE COMING WITH ME CUBBY - I Overheard what you said to my sister

TAGS: drag teddy cubby
Rating: 4.58/5

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Reality Lord - January 22, 2011, 5:04 pm

yup agreed. Kohnel if i can give you some advice. your first two compared to this one. how did you score them. find out what you did right with this one and keep it coming. solid poster....solid 5 and well done.
tellitlikeitis - January 22, 2011, 12:02 pm
That's awsome!


TAGS: famous rerun letterman teddybear love
Rating: 4.11/5

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rerun - December 31, 2011, 5:18 pm

I wonder what my top ten list was....

HOMONYMS - No!! When I said 'Bare-chested', I meant...

TAGS: teddy bear bare homonyms fail
Rating: 4.1/5

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HAL8999 - May 20, 2010, 5:49 am
How many times have we paid out good money to see 'Bear-Naked Wimmen'??
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:49 pm
That htere is a Cubby Coat (patent pending)... give it a moment... it takes itself off... with or without their permission.

TEDDY SUICIDES - For every bear, that ever there was, Will top themselves for certain because, today's the day... that living became too painful

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Bear put stuffing up YOUR ass!

TAGS: bear soviet russia stuffing teddy
Rating: 2.07/5

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HAL8999 - May 20, 2010, 5:42 am
True! But lately, there seems to be a revival amongst tea-drinkers in the USA : )
Faceplant31 - May 15, 2010, 2:48 am
The soviet Russia bear shiot is really effin old.

TEDDY RUXPIN - ......Yep still gay


TAGS: girl teddy knife
Rating: 4.73/5

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Teddy -

TAGS: teddy bear lost never quote
Rating: 4.25/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 21, 2014, 10:53 pm
Blubber, sniffle...

SECURITY - Everyone needs some

missed opportunities -

TAGS: sad ol teddy bear dont put it off any longer
Rating: 5/5

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Dino49 - June 17, 2015, 12:10 pm
I thought this was a still shot from the new TED movie ?
Greeny - June 10, 2015, 6:03 am
Isn't panhandling illegal?
mizzdizz - June 9, 2015, 9:05 pm
Good luck, Rerun! Hope it takes off like gangbusters!
rerun - June 9, 2015, 6:48 pm

I'm going to take this as a good sign. I just launched a new business venture. No regrets
Oldsod - June 9, 2015, 6:21 pm
Wow. 5d, faved, and in the Classroom file.
mizzdizz - June 9, 2015, 12:53 pm
The pic is PERFECT! LUUUUUV this Silvy!!! 5 L!
GaryO - June 9, 2015, 11:41 am